Sailor. Gives. Birth. At. Sea.

Aboard an aircraft carrier. Of the US Navy.

The carrier Dwight D. Eisenhower’s crew proved Sunday that they can simultaneously deliver ISIS airstrikes and babies.

Oh, how cute. Isn’t that just wonderful??

A third class petty officer from Carrier Air Wing 3 checked into the carrier’s medical clinic after stomach pains Saturday. Nine hours later, in the early hours of Sept. 11, she gave birth to a healthy 7-pound baby girl, according to an internal memo on the incident obtained by Navy Times. …

Neither the mother nor her command knew she was pregnant before Saturday…

As the Krampus pointed out, that begs the question, just how fucking fat was the pig if she didn’t know she was knocked up??

I thought I had reached the limits of my disgust at how low our once-great Navy has sunk. Nope, apparently I way more to go.

They– I’m sorry, WE– are going to learn a hard lesson in the future, and we’re going to rue the days we put up with this shit.

You wanted fundamental transformation, America, and boy did you get it.

About vmijpp

VMIJPP hails from the star city of the south, Roanoke, Virginia. A 1989 graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, he is a retired artillery officer in the United States Marine Corps, with time in both the active and reserve sides. He served in Iraq in 2004, and in Afghanistan in 2009-2010. He joined the magnificent OPFOR.com as a guest blogger from the now defunct but never uninteresting Rule 308, where he denounced gun control and other aspects of tyranny, and proclaimed the greatness of the United States. When the sun set on OPFOR.com, he migrated here with Keydet1976 and the others.
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2 Responses to Sailor. Gives. Birth. At. Sea.

  1. rustybill says:

    “As the Krampus pointed out, that begs the question, just how fucking fat was the pig if she didn’t know she was knocked up??”

    That, in spades. There is no way in hell that a reasonably fit and healthy woman – say, a serving member of the military – could not know that she was pregnant. A follow-up question: where the hell were her supervisors?

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