URR sent this last night during a mutual exchange of Flashman Day greetings. (And that’s not a euphemism, either.)
Why would the UCMJ ban threesomes, or all group sex for that matter? How is doggy-style or cowgirl (including reverse) less prejudicial to good order and discipline than a carefully executed Eiffel tower? These laws are not only outdated, they encourage the wrong values. Orchestrating a threesome is both an art and a science. It takes planning, logistics, and attention to detail. It takes teambuilding, not just management. Aren’t these the kinds of skills and values we want to encourage in the military?
For those of you who have a sense of the timely but are fumbling for the reference, see here…
SOME-ONE had to say it. I’m glad the good Major did. And I’m glad the Duffel Blog had the courage to publish it.