Op-Ed on UCMJ and Sexual Conduct

URR sent this last night during a mutual exchange of Flashman Day greetings. (And that’s not a euphemism, either.)

Why would the UCMJ ban threesomes, or all group sex for that matter? How is doggy-style or cowgirl (including reverse) less prejudicial to good order and discipline than a carefully executed Eiffel tower? These laws are not only outdated, they encourage the wrong values.  Orchestrating a threesome is both an art and a science. It takes planning, logistics, and attention to detail. It takes teambuilding, not just management. Aren’t these the kinds of skills and values we want to encourage in the military?

For those of you who have a sense of the timely but are fumbling for the reference, see here

SOME-ONE had to say it. I’m glad the good Major did. And I’m glad the Duffel Blog had the courage to publish it.

 

About vmijpp

VMIJPP hails from the star city of the south, Roanoke, Virginia. A 1989 graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, he is a retired artillery officer in the United States Marine Corps, with time in both the active and reserve sides. He served in Iraq in 2004, and in Afghanistan in 2009-2010. He joined the magnificent OPFOR.com as a guest blogger from the now defunct but never uninteresting Rule 308, where he denounced gun control and other aspects of tyranny, and proclaimed the greatness of the United States. When the sun set on OPFOR.com, he migrated here with Keydet1976 and the others.
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