“Readiness,” According to the Duffel Blog

And a good one, too.

“Russia announced its withdrawal on March 15,” Pentagon Spokesman Peter Cook said. “We held our last flu vaccine clinic March 13. Coincidence?”

“I think not.”

As with any satire, it contains a significant element of the truth.

(And no article can be counted insignificant that includes my favorite word, “rectum.”)

About vmijpp

VMIJPP hails from the star city of the south, Roanoke, Virginia. A 1989 graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, he is a retired artillery officer in the United States Marine Corps, with time in both the active and reserve sides. He served in Iraq in 2004, and in Afghanistan in 2009-2010. He joined the magnificent OPFOR.com as a guest blogger from the now defunct but never uninteresting Rule 308, where he denounced gun control and other aspects of tyranny, and proclaimed the greatness of the United States. When the sun set on OPFOR.com, he migrated here with Keydet1976 and the others.
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2 Responses to “Readiness,” According to the Duffel Blog

  1. Mdl says:

    Nearly killed ’em…


  2. vmijpp says:

    It’s never not funny!!


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