Marine Gives Birth to Record-Breaking 12lb 8oz MRE Food Baby!

Utterly foul. Utterly hilarious.

CAMP PENDLETON, CA — Sources at 3rd Battalion 1st Marine Regiment (3/1) confirmed reports that Pfc. Alex Leddy delivered a record-breaking 12 pound, 8 ounce MRE food baby at 5:43AM this morning on Range K2.

“Pfc. Leddy is expected to make a full recovery following a difficult labor, which was triggered by eating a packet of coffee grounds while smoking a Marlboro Red at the end of a month-long field op,” said Sgt. Maj. J. Melendez, 3/1 Regiment [sic] Sergeant Major.

Disturbingly close to reality.

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VMIJPP hails from the star city of the south, Roanoke, Virginia. A 1989 graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, he is a retired artillery officer in the United States Marine Corps, with time in both the active and reserve sides. He served in Iraq in 2004, and in Afghanistan in 2009-2010. He joined the magnificent as a guest blogger from the now defunct but never uninteresting Rule 308, where he denounced gun control and other aspects of tyranny, and proclaimed the greatness of the United States. When the sun set on, he migrated here with Keydet1976 and the others.
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One Response to Marine Gives Birth to Record-Breaking 12lb 8oz MRE Food Baby!

  1. Chris Mu says:

    That’s a big load drop!


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