“Tiny Deformed Penis”

Hitler had one, according to the UK Telegraph:

“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis,” Mr Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote.

Huh. There you have it.

But we can’t close without reprinting the famous, delightfully insulting ditty (circa 1939) about the Fuhrer and his rumored condition:

Hitler has only got one ball

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty b*****,

Cut it off when he was small

Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler has something sim’lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Penis humor: It’s never not funny. Unless of course you’re the one with the fucked-up crank and the cliff-hanger nut. Then it’s always not funny.

(Thanks to USMC0802 for sending that in!)

About vmijpp

VMIJPP hails from the star city of the south, Roanoke, Virginia. A 1989 graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, he is a retired artillery officer in the United States Marine Corps, with time in both the active and reserve sides. He served in Iraq in 2004, and in Afghanistan in 2009-2010. He joined the magnificent OPFOR.com as a guest blogger from the now defunct but never uninteresting Rule 308, where he denounced gun control and other aspects of tyranny, and proclaimed the greatness of the United States. When the sun set on OPFOR.com, he migrated here with Keydet1976 and the others.
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